Introducing… Alex and Lewis/Lewis and Alex

Hi. We’re Alex and Lewis, the Chief Creative Officers placement team at The Foundry.

Alex and Lewis - Masters of the Impossible

Alex and Lewis - Masters of the Impossible

We’d like to take this opportunity to fill you in a little on The Foundry, and give you a little background on us, Alex and Lewis, Chief Creative Officers placement team at The Foundry, and Masters of the Impossible™®

The Foundry is a one-of-a-kind-kinda place. You’ve really got to be there to see it. Unfortunately, due to questionable legalities, we can’t disclose too much on the subject. That, and since it hasn’t actually started yet, we don’t really have a clue yet either.

We have however been told that we can make some “bang tidy advertising” (their words, not ours) all by ourselves. That’s just you and us – if they keep us, that is. Just think, all that power… we can probably hire people to do all the stuff we don’t want to. We propose that we should definitely let all the authority get to our heads and become the Mad Men and Women we all yearn to be. People have said it might be like letting toddlers have machine guns. Well, let’s tell them to ‘hush-der-mouths’ and show ‘em how it’s done. These kids are going feral, Long Live the Foundry!

So, back to us, Alex and Lewis, the Chief Creative Officers placement team at The Foundry, and Masters of the Impossible™®

The story of how we met is a very interesting one, but more importantly, one that is inspiring to all.

We met at Burning Man a few weeks ago, where we had a totally sick time. We were there doing some modeling and photography and stuff, and in our spare time we just stayed up late talking about philosophy, art, dubstep, and  Casio watches. We also got chatting about pictures of cats in space, and a bunch of other stuff we found on YouTube and Tumblr, and about our careers as freelance fashion stylists, as bloggers, blogger’s muses, DJs and music video dancers. Once we realised that we were not only exceptionally creative guys, but also really intelligent and attractive – even to animals – it became obvious that we should become advertising creatives. The rest, as they say, is speculative.

Here are a few impressive facts about us, the Masters of the Impossible™®

• It is a theoretical fact that infinite number of Lewis’s, and an infinite number of Alex’s would, in an infinite number of years be able to recreate the entire body of works by Barbara Cartland, with a few Danielle Steel’s, Jilly Cooper’s and Jackie Collins’s thrown in.

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